"I’ll just leave that there"
damn homie just ripped his arm off and walked away that is some hardcore shit right there
hate when i lose something and my parents says “well i guess u didnt care about it enough” like you’ve lost me in a grocery store before
you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face
Randomly remembering a joke and laughing about it to yourself
This fucking duck. Gets me every time.
"I didn't think I'd be able to see the Kuchiyose deadlock once again!"